Here are five big reasons why I, and Jo, would like to particularly thank you. 1. You contained your mirth to a gentle snigger when I announced that the vision for the kitchen would be ‘Swedish country contemporary’. 2. You dedicated far too many hours of your time in our search for perfection – a journey which took us from ‘the colours of a muddy pond’ (your words) to ‘too kitsch for Barbara Cartland’ (no-one’s words but probably what we were all thinking at one of the selections we stood back and pondered late one evening). 3. You persuaded me that I really should be able to prepare my morning toast on a work surface of less than two metres. 4. The laughs made it enormous fun even during the pain of being wrestled into making the decisions. 5. I know there was a fifth. 5, 5, 5. Oh yes:

Beautiful kitchen, brilliantly designed, expertly installed. 

Thank you for everything i-dream kitchens.